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Cat Cigarette: an orange cigarette filter with a cat face and ears, on a white paper body printed with catcig

A very long short break

Cat Cigarette

One cat. One cigarette. Zero plans to quit.

Daily Routine

Cat Cigarette keeps a disciplined schedule, provided nobody checks the clock. Every choice is small, avoidable, and somehow already lit.

  1. Noon

    Wakes up late and calls it smoke management.

  2. Corner Office

    Claims the warm patch beside the ashtray.

  3. Fresh Pack

    Keeps one clean cigarette for formal occasions.

  4. House Rules

    Never shares a lighter, always shares advice.

  5. Ticker

    $CATC, kept in the same pocket as the matches.

Cat Cigarette

Bad habits. Excellent posture.